I'm just wondering if just rubbing it around with a drop of oil from the engine is all that's needed. If you think about the rest of the engine, the oil filter, the cam and crank seals, etc. then a garage would just rub a drop of motor oil on all those seals prior to fitting. It's only to stop the s...

I went to my local library today and asked for a book on turtles.

The library assistant asked "Hardback?"

I answered "Yeah, that's them. And little heads."

I got a 7-days a week job in an ice cream factory.

I got sacked after a few days as I couldn't make Sundaes.

I went for a job in a green grocers.

They wanted to pay me in vegetables but I objected to the celery.

A dung beetle walks into a bar and says to the barman "Is that my stool?"

I'd do the Concerto advert but there aren't enough butterflies around this time of year! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MGzNE48AVc There's a UK shortage of butterflies in general, I think. But there's nothing stopping you getting into CGI. If it's good enough for China's Olympic firework display,...

I had someone make me a belt out of old wrist watches.

A complete waist of time, really.

I can PM you some details of a couple of companies I've used in the West Midlands (actually about 15 miles wets of Birmingham) but I think this is way too far out for you.

Mine didn't jerk through the gears from what I can remember. The transmission oil cooler was really fitted for towing purposes; there would be more slip in the torque converter, due to the higher load and the need to generate more torque at the wheels to overcome the inertia of the extra load being...

I've just read this thread. I didn't have to look too far:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/23540881527

Otherwise, buy branded T5 and T6.5 bulbs, such as those made by Osram.