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by Johnny 216GSi
Sun Jan 05, 2025 5:20 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Humour
Replies: 493
Views: 104476

Re: Humour

I've switched careers and become an archaeologist. My life is in ruins. I'm giving up my job at the recycling centre. All I do all day is crush fizzy drinks cans. It's so-da pressing. I can recommend a friend of mine for all your house repairs. He specialises in plumbing and double glazing. So if on...
by Johnny 216GSi
Fri Nov 08, 2024 12:04 pm
Forum: Upgrades & Modifications
Topic: Transmission Cooler
Replies: 39
Views: 5173

Re: Transmission Cooler

The gears feel the same as before installation, a bit of a jerk changing in the lower ones but unsure if that's the norm as they were like it before and it's my first auto rover so might be absolutely fine. Great you've given us a status update. This is looking more and more like the answer for peo...
by Johnny 216GSi
Sun Oct 13, 2024 6:08 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Humour
Replies: 493
Views: 104476

Re: Humour

I've just got a job as a nursery rhyme cow.

I'm over the moon.
by Johnny 216GSi
Wed Oct 02, 2024 1:30 am
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Humour
Replies: 493
Views: 104476

Re: Humour

I had a pet mouse called Elvis.

I found him dead one morning. He was caught in a trap.
by Johnny 216GSi
Wed Oct 02, 2024 1:29 am
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Humour
Replies: 493
Views: 104476

Re: Humour

I tried mixing Mexican alcohol with 20th century literature, but all I got was Tequila Mocking Bird.
by Johnny 216GSi
Wed Oct 02, 2024 1:27 am
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Humour
Replies: 493
Views: 104476

Re: Humour

3 tonnes of hair were stollen from a local wig factory last night.

Police are combing the area.
by Johnny 216GSi
Wed Oct 02, 2024 1:26 am
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Humour
Replies: 493
Views: 104476

Re: Humour

I popped into a fish shop yesterday and bought a fake Koi Carp.

I call it my Decoy.
by Johnny 216GSi
Wed Oct 02, 2024 1:26 am
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Humour
Replies: 493
Views: 104476

Re: Humour

My mate was mocking me for the way I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.

But that's just the way I roll.
by Johnny 216GSi
Wed Oct 02, 2024 1:25 am
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Humour
Replies: 493
Views: 104476

Re: Humour

I love replaying my childhood games, but great hide and seek players are hard to find.
by Johnny 216GSi
Wed Oct 02, 2024 1:24 am
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Humour
Replies: 493
Views: 104476

Re: Humour

Someone broke into my house last night and stole my limbo trophy.

How low can you go?