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- Sun Jan 05, 2025 5:20 pm
- Forum: The Lounge
- Topic: Humour
- Replies: 493
- Views: 104476
Re: Humour
I've switched careers and become an archaeologist. My life is in ruins. I'm giving up my job at the recycling centre. All I do all day is crush fizzy drinks cans. It's so-da pressing. I can recommend a friend of mine for all your house repairs. He specialises in plumbing and double glazing. So if on...
- Fri Nov 08, 2024 12:04 pm
- Forum: Upgrades & Modifications
- Topic: Transmission Cooler
- Replies: 39
- Views: 5173
Re: Transmission Cooler
The gears feel the same as before installation, a bit of a jerk changing in the lower ones but unsure if that's the norm as they were like it before and it's my first auto rover so might be absolutely fine. Great you've given us a status update. This is looking more and more like the answer for peo...
- Sun Oct 13, 2024 6:08 pm
- Forum: The Lounge
- Topic: Humour
- Replies: 493
- Views: 104476
Re: Humour
I've just got a job as a nursery rhyme cow.
I'm over the moon.
I'm over the moon.
- Wed Oct 02, 2024 1:30 am
- Forum: The Lounge
- Topic: Humour
- Replies: 493
- Views: 104476
Re: Humour
I had a pet mouse called Elvis.
I found him dead one morning. He was caught in a trap.
I found him dead one morning. He was caught in a trap.
- Wed Oct 02, 2024 1:29 am
- Forum: The Lounge
- Topic: Humour
- Replies: 493
- Views: 104476
Re: Humour
I tried mixing Mexican alcohol with 20th century literature, but all I got was Tequila Mocking Bird.
- Wed Oct 02, 2024 1:27 am
- Forum: The Lounge
- Topic: Humour
- Replies: 493
- Views: 104476
Re: Humour
3 tonnes of hair were stollen from a local wig factory last night.
Police are combing the area.
Police are combing the area.
- Wed Oct 02, 2024 1:26 am
- Forum: The Lounge
- Topic: Humour
- Replies: 493
- Views: 104476
Re: Humour
I popped into a fish shop yesterday and bought a fake Koi Carp.
I call it my Decoy.
I call it my Decoy.
- Wed Oct 02, 2024 1:26 am
- Forum: The Lounge
- Topic: Humour
- Replies: 493
- Views: 104476
Re: Humour
My mate was mocking me for the way I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.
But that's just the way I roll.
But that's just the way I roll.
- Wed Oct 02, 2024 1:25 am
- Forum: The Lounge
- Topic: Humour
- Replies: 493
- Views: 104476
Re: Humour
I love replaying my childhood games, but great hide and seek players are hard to find.
- Wed Oct 02, 2024 1:24 am
- Forum: The Lounge
- Topic: Humour
- Replies: 493
- Views: 104476
Re: Humour
Someone broke into my house last night and stole my limbo trophy.
How low can you go?
How low can you go?