A man robs a bank wearing two CDs as glasses. The cashier asks, “Why the CDs?” He replies, “They’re my disk-eyes.”

I won't be getting dressed while singing Disney songs again.

I've just zippered me do-dah.

Will have spare working motors pm me please and complete window mechanism .

"What do we want?"
"A cure for obesity."
"When do we want it?"
"After dinner."

Yes take keys out , years ago I washed my 420 with jet wash at a petrol station and it locked its self *laughs* never leave them in the car anymore.

If Vanish is the number one stain remover what's the number two stain remover? My underwear is in an awful state.

From what I have seen and stripped the only issue i've seen is on the pump wire connector in the tank , i've seen 3 off now were the rubber cover connectors for live and neg has melted gone very soft all three were low on fuel in the tanks strange but true and all honda also , the fuel pipe no issue...

Hello there's rubber pipe at the petrol tank end and on the return from fuel rail back to the tank in engine bay and rubber pipe in the tank on the pump also .

My dog ate a bag of Scrabble tiles.
Dropped him off at the vet.
Still no word yet.

Every time I go to Kleptomaniacs Anonymous, they tell me to “take a seat.”
I’ve now got 47 of the bloody things.