[Johnny 216GSi]

A friend of mine told me he feels like he's in a deep hole full of water.

I know he means well.

[SteveB]

Two aerials met on a roof, fell in love and got married.

The ceremony wasn't up to much, but the reception was excellent!

[Johnny 216GSi]

I recently ran an ultra-marathon in northern Norway.

Unfortunately, I went way off course. A fact I only realised when I crossed the Finnish line.

[Johnny 216GSi]

I took my electrician out for a meal yesterday.

We had a look at the starters, but he went straight for the mains.

[Johnny 216GSi]

I've been learning to play silent tennis recently.

It's just like normal tennis, but without the racket.

[Johnny 216GSi]

I bought a bird of prey as a pet.

It's absolutely useless. All it does is dance to early 80s synth pop late at night.

I've no idea what to do. My kestrel manoeuvres in the dark.

[ReubenVP]

Fine Young Cannibals.

A custodial sentence for older cannibals.

[ReubenVP]

Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary?

It runs in your jeans.

[ReubenVP]

I thought I saw Michael J Fox at my local florists, but I wasn't sure it was him, as he had his back to the fuchsias.

[ReubenVP]

Bigfoot is sometimes confused with Sasquatch.
Yeti never complains.