[Johnny 216GSi]

I love replaying my childhood games, but great hide and seek players are hard to find.

[Johnny 216GSi]

My mate was mocking me for the way I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.

But that's just the way I roll.

[Johnny 216GSi]

I popped into a fish shop yesterday and bought a fake Koi Carp.

I call it my Decoy.

[Johnny 216GSi]

3 tonnes of hair were stollen from a local wig factory last night.

Police are combing the area.

[Johnny 216GSi]

I tried mixing Mexican alcohol with 20th century literature, but all I got was Tequila Mocking Bird.

[Johnny 216GSi]

I had a pet mouse called Elvis.

I found him dead one morning. He was caught in a trap.

[ReubenVP]

I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables.

Turns out I was on the mothership.

[ReubenVP]

"I bought an original Van Gogh coffee table."


"How do you know it's authentic?"


"It had a bit of veneer missing."

[Dorchester]

[961tat]