[Dorchester]

[ReubenVP]

I was going to tell you a time-traveling joke, but you all didn't like it.


On behalf of all the contributors/ comedians to this long running thread, we hope you all had a good Christmas and hope you all have a happy new year!

[220 GSi turbo]

I was going to tell you a time-traveling joke, but you all didn't like it.


On behalf of all the contributors/ comedians to this long running thread, we hope you all had a good Christmas and hope you all have a happy new year!

Thanks Reuben (and others). Please keep it up!

[Johnny 216GSi]

I've switched careers and become an archaeologist.

My life is in ruins.




I'm giving up my job at the recycling centre. All I do all day is crush fizzy drinks cans.

It's so-da pressing.



I can recommend a friend of mine for all your house repairs. He specialises in plumbing and double glazing.

So if one day you get a tap on your window, it's probably him.

[ReubenVP]

My friend is mad at me because they asked me to sync their phone, so I threw it into the sea.

[ReubenVP]

I've got some racing geese for sale.

Let me know if you want a quick gander.

[Johnny 216GSi]

I had someone make me a belt out of old wrist watches.

A complete waist of time, really.

[Dorchester]

I had someone make me a belt out of old wrist watches.
A complete waist of time, really.

Good pun!

[ReubenVP]

I can tolerate algebra, maybe a little calculus, but geometry is where I draw the line.

[GTiJohn]

Thanks to everyone for keeping me chuckling