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Most bald people still own a comb. They just can't part with it.
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Got hit in the rear by an ice cream van the other day.
Now I'm suffering from whippy lash.
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Bought the wife a prosthetic leg for Christmas it’s not her main present just a stocking filler !
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How do Dairy Farmers do their sums?

They use a cowculator.
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My wife is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with wearing different clothes every half an hour. I said, "Wait, I can change."
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What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish.
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Just got home and found all the windows and doors open, and everything has gone.

What kind of person would do that to someone's advent calendar?
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A turkey is about to cross the road when suddenly the chicken appears and says, "Don't do it man, you'll never hear the end of it!"
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How would you cancel an appointment at a sperm bank?
Do you just call them and say you can't come?
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I drove 75 miles in the winter storm and snow to get a part for my computer.

It was a hard drive.
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