Humour

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The prime minister is suffering from paranoid delusions that his condiments are talking to him during meal times, sauces close to the government have said.
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The Prime Minister is obviously not HP, and has a lot to ketchup on.
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I was standing at a cash machine the other day when an old lady asked me to help her check her balance.

So I pushed her and she fell over.

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I once wrote a song about a tortilla. I call it a song – it was more like a rap.
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On behalf of "Johnny216GTi", "ReubenVP", "SteveB" and indeed everyone who contributes to the humour page, we would all like to say:

"A MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL OUR READERS"
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I got "Bonopoly" last Christmas. It's a very similar game to the original but the streets have no names....
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I saw a snowman in Asda earlier, by the fruit and veg.


He was by the carrots, picking his nose.
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I’ve bought the wife a new fridge for Christmas.

I can't wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
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Chris Rea's plans for Christmas have been thrown into turmoil after his car failed the MoT.
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