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How do you make an idiot laugh on New Year's Eve?


You tell them a joke on Christmas Eve!
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You know, dolphins are so intelligent they could easily have become the dominant species on earth.

Problem is, they've got no sense of porpoise.
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I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying Koalas.
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Two Canibals were having dinner, and one said "I have to say I don't like your mother-in-law", at which the other one replied "Well, just eat the chips".
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Two monkeys climb into a bath. One goes “Oo, oo, ahh, ahh”.

The other goes “Well put some cold in then”.
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Did you hear about the contortionist who passed away?

He died in his own arms.
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A friend of mine had terrible problems falling asleep, until he lay across several piles of old magazines.

Turns out, he had a lot of back issues.
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A few years ago, a chap I knew died of asbestosis - and they cremated him six times.
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I didn't know a blunderbus was a type of gun - I thought it was coach outing for illigitimate children.
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Two DNA strings are having a chat.

One asks, "Do these gene's make me look fat?"
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