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How do you make an idiot laugh on New Year's Eve?
You tell them a joke on Christmas Eve!
You tell them a joke on Christmas Eve!
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You know, dolphins are so intelligent they could easily have become the dominant species on earth.
Problem is, they've got no sense of porpoise.
Problem is, they've got no sense of porpoise.
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I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying Koalas.
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Two Canibals were having dinner, and one said "I have to say I don't like your mother-in-law", at which the other one replied "Well, just eat the chips".
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Two monkeys climb into a bath. One goes “Oo, oo, ahh, ahh”.
The other goes “Well put some cold in then”.
The other goes “Well put some cold in then”.
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Did you hear about the contortionist who passed away?
He died in his own arms.
He died in his own arms.
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A friend of mine had terrible problems falling asleep, until he lay across several piles of old magazines.
Turns out, he had a lot of back issues.
Turns out, he had a lot of back issues.
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A few years ago, a chap I knew died of asbestosis - and they cremated him six times.
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I didn't know a blunderbus was a type of gun - I thought it was coach outing for illigitimate children.
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Two DNA strings are having a chat.
One asks, "Do these gene's make me look fat?"
One asks, "Do these gene's make me look fat?"