Humour

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Stan Thomas
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A rodent went into a music shop and asks if they have any mouse-organs. "No" says the shop owner - "But you're the second one to ask that today"!

"Oh, that must have been harmonica" replied the rodent.
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I was having trouble with my feet so went to see a podiatrist. They recommended orthopaedic shoes.

I didn’t think they’d help, but I stand corrected.
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I quit my job at the Helium factory today, after an argument with my manager.

I simply refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice.
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You know, now that I'm getting on in years, I'm beginning to remember all the people I lost along the way.

In hindsight, perhaps it wasn't such a good idea that I became a tour guide.
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Did you hear about the guy getting hit by the same bicycle every single day, day after day?


It was a vicious cycle.
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Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation toward the local swimming pool.
I gave him a glass of water!!
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If at first you don't succeed

Then sky diving not for you.
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Statistics have proven that on our roads today a motorcyclist is knocked off his bike every 53 minutes - and he's really getting p***ed off about it!
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I'll never forget my wedding day - it was so emotional.

Even the cake was in tiers...
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Question - If Michelangelo had suffered from vertigo, whould he have painted a Sistine Pavement?
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