Humour

Off-topic and topics which do not fit in elsewhere.
User avatar
Johnny 216GSi
Club Treasurer
Posts: 3100
Joined: Wed Nov 19, 2014 10:17 pm
Location: Birmingham - the home of Rover!

Re: Humour

Post by Johnny 216GSi »

Two flies playing football in a saucer.

One says to the other: “Make an effort mate, we’re playing in the cup tomorrow."
Rover 216GSi K reg. Flame Red over Tempest Grey

Image Image
User avatar
Johnny 216GSi
Club Treasurer
Posts: 3100
Joined: Wed Nov 19, 2014 10:17 pm
Location: Birmingham - the home of Rover!

Re: Humour

Post by Johnny 216GSi »

To combat my addiction to hot, sunny weather, I've decided to only go on holiday in the winter.

Yep, that's right - this year I'm going cold-Turkey.
Rover 216GSi K reg. Flame Red over Tempest Grey

Image Image
User avatar
ReubenVP
Club Member
Posts: 145
Joined: Tue Aug 16, 2016 9:38 am
Location: Hertfordshire

Re: Humour

Post by ReubenVP »

I learnt to play the drums when I was younger.

I thought of taking it up again but I am concerned about the repercussions.
Stan Thomas
Club Member
Posts: 284
Joined: Thu May 27, 2021 2:36 pm

Re: Humour

Post by Stan Thomas »

Reuben, when I was only three years old I played on the linoleum.
SteveB
Club Member
Posts: 32
Joined: Sun Oct 08, 2023 12:13 pm

Re: Humour

Post by SteveB »

What did the the drummer call his twin daughters?

Anna one, Anna two...
Stan Thomas
Club Member
Posts: 284
Joined: Thu May 27, 2021 2:36 pm

Re: Humour

Post by Stan Thomas »

If a symphony conductor marries a champion cyclist, what would they call their first child?

Handelbar.
User avatar
ReubenVP
Club Member
Posts: 145
Joined: Tue Aug 16, 2016 9:38 am
Location: Hertfordshire

Re: Humour

Post by ReubenVP »

The Beach Boys walk into a bar.

Round?
Round....
Get a round?
I'll get a round.
User avatar
Johnny 216GSi
Club Treasurer
Posts: 3100
Joined: Wed Nov 19, 2014 10:17 pm
Location: Birmingham - the home of Rover!

Re: Humour

Post by Johnny 216GSi »

I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg.

I thought: ‘This could be interesting.'”
Rover 216GSi K reg. Flame Red over Tempest Grey

Image Image
User avatar
Johnny 216GSi
Club Treasurer
Posts: 3100
Joined: Wed Nov 19, 2014 10:17 pm
Location: Birmingham - the home of Rover!

Re: Humour

Post by Johnny 216GSi »

Apparently, one in three Britons are conceived in an IKEA bed.

Which is really weird if you think about it, as those places are really well lit.
Rover 216GSi K reg. Flame Red over Tempest Grey

Image Image
User avatar
Johnny 216GSi
Club Treasurer
Posts: 3100
Joined: Wed Nov 19, 2014 10:17 pm
Location: Birmingham - the home of Rover!

Re: Humour

Post by Johnny 216GSi »

Just a quick piece of advice.

If you're being chased by a group of taxidermists, don't play dead. It won't work.
Rover 216GSi K reg. Flame Red over Tempest Grey

Image Image
Post Reply