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ReubenVP wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2024 4:27 pm I was wondering why my frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.

^^^^^^ This is why I read this thread :laughing2 :laughing2 :laughing2
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Some people came to our door yesterday asking if we would donate to the old folks home. ........................ So we let them have our Granny.
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Currently really getting into Garage music.

My favourite tracks are "You Can't Get Better Than A Kwik-Fit Fitter" and "Autoglass Repair-Autoglass Replace".
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Good one ReubenVP.
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Why was Robinson Crusoe always free at week-ends? Because he had everything done by Friday.
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Great nicknames for work colleagues:

Lava Lamp- looks great but not very bright

KitKat- always on a break

Dr Doolittle- clue is in the name

Deck Chair- folds under pressure

Motion Light- only works when you're passing by

E.T. - just wants to go home

Lantern- not bright and needs to be carried
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What's E.T. short for?

'Cos he's only got little legs.
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Justice is best served cold.

Because if it was served warm, it would be justwater.
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My wife ran off with my best friend…


I really miss him.
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I come from a very musical family. Even our sewing machine was a singer.
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