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My next door neighbour hired a handyman and gave him a list of things to do. At the end of the day, he'd only done tasks one, three and five.

It turns out he only does odd jobs.
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Hamley's Regent Street Toy Store has recently had a new, more powerful air conditioning system installed. Kite sails have gone through the roof.
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What was the most groundbreaking invention of all time?


The shovel.
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Why did princess Diana cross the road? Coz she wasn’t wearing a seatbelt.
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Went to my local Carnival the other week dressed up as a screwdriver.

Turned a few heads.
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When a girl realises she's not the only "pebble on the beach" - she becomes a little boulder. ...................
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I went to a circus wedding last Saturday, when the Munchkin Dwarf married the eight-foot tall Amazon Woman. I think his mates put him up to it.
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Two lions are walking down London's Oxford Street.

One says to the other, "Not many people about."
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An elderly couple is in church. The wife says to the husband:
"I've let out one of those silent farts. What should I do?"

The husband says:
"Change the battery in your hearing aid."
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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

His father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
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