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My next door neighbour hired a handyman and gave him a list of things to do. At the end of the day, he'd only done tasks one, three and five.
It turns out he only does odd jobs.
It turns out he only does odd jobs.
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Hamley's Regent Street Toy Store has recently had a new, more powerful air conditioning system installed. Kite sails have gone through the roof.
1989 216GSI + 1990 216GSI + 1997 416 Tourer + ? + Triumph T160V
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What was the most groundbreaking invention of all time?
The shovel.
The shovel.
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Why did princess Diana cross the road? Coz she wasn’t wearing a seatbelt.
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Went to my local Carnival the other week dressed up as a screwdriver.
Turned a few heads.
Turned a few heads.
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When a girl realises she's not the only "pebble on the beach" - she becomes a little boulder. ...................
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I went to a circus wedding last Saturday, when the Munchkin Dwarf married the eight-foot tall Amazon Woman. I think his mates put him up to it.
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Two lions are walking down London's Oxford Street.
One says to the other, "Not many people about."
One says to the other, "Not many people about."
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An elderly couple is in church. The wife says to the husband:
"I've let out one of those silent farts. What should I do?"
The husband says:
"Change the battery in your hearing aid."
"I've let out one of those silent farts. What should I do?"
The husband says:
"Change the battery in your hearing aid."
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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
His father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
His father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."