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Re: Humour
Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2025 6:04 pm
by Johnny 216GSi
I went to my local library today and asked for a book on turtles.
The library assistant asked "Hardback?"
I answered "Yeah, that's them. And little heads."
Re: Humour
Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2025 11:32 am
by ReubenVP
I tried to run a dating service for chickens,
but I was struggling to make hens meet.
Re: Humour
Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2025 11:34 am
by ReubenVP
Why are Apple's headquarters so hot?
Because they refuse to install Windows.
Re: Humour
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2025 12:44 pm
by ReubenVP
Studies show that cows produce more milk when the farmer talks to them.
It's a case of in one ear and out the udder.
Re: Humour
Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2025 11:28 am
by ReubenVP
I won't buy anything with Velcro.
It's a total rip-off.
Re: Humour
Posted: Sun Feb 23, 2025 2:20 pm
by ReubenVP
There was an accident nearby with an ice cream van.
The area has been coned off.
Re: Humour
Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2025 9:45 am
by ReubenVP
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.
Re: Humour
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2025 5:43 pm
by GTiJohn
The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner.
Talk about Dyson with Death!
Re: Humour
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2025 12:30 pm
by ReubenVP
Stephen King has a son named Joe.
I'm not joking, but he is.
Re: Humour
Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2025 1:33 pm
by ReubenVP
Does an apple a day keep the doctor away?
Yes, if you throw it hard enough.