Rover 200 & 400 Owners Club - Humour - Page 61

ReubenVP · Post by **ReubenVP** » Fri Jan 16, 2026 11:21 am

Do you know what happened when the world's tongue-twister champion got arrested?

They gave them a tough sentence.

961tat · Post by **961tat** » Mon Jan 19, 2026 8:30 am

My buddy was shot with a starting pistol.

The police say it's race-related.

SteveB · Post by **SteveB** » Mon Jan 19, 2026 10:22 am

What’s made out of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe!

ReubenVP · Post by **ReubenVP** » Fri Jan 23, 2026 10:24 am

I went into a busy pub last night dressed as a tennis ball, I got served straight away.

ReubenVP · Post by **ReubenVP** » Mon Jan 26, 2026 9:57 am

What happened when a red ship crashed into a brown ship?

The crew was marooned.

ReubenVP · Post by **ReubenVP** » Wed Jan 28, 2026 11:09 am

Have you heard about the chocolate box thief?

They've always got a few Twix up their sleeve.

961tat · Post by **961tat** » Thu Jan 29, 2026 9:38 pm

The inventor of Tupperware has died. His funeral is on hold until they can locate a matching lid for the coffin.

ReubenVP · Post by **ReubenVP** » Wed Feb 04, 2026 9:08 am

Police have confirmed that the person who jumped from the 18th floor of a local nightclub was not a bouncer.