What Wizard likes to play golf?

Harry Putter.

Why did the cat sit on the computer?

Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse.

What's red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

Sadly my obese parrot just died.

But it's a huge weight off my shoulders.

My friend said to me that they could murder a bowl of corn flakes.

That's when I realised they're a cereal killer.

1. GTi John
2. Iain (itcaptainslow)
3. Montegoman
4. MGZRreplca
5. Nick (Conductorwomble)- Provisional
6. Hammond
7. Blair Hobson - Hamish the Honda
8. John Butler
9. Palio (Gavin 216GSi)
10. Sammy
11. Adrian Jones
12. ReubenVP

What do you call a shipment of French snails headed to Spain?

Es Cargo.

During my career as a lumberjack, I've cut down exactly 52,487 trees.

I know because I kept a log.

This event is being held on Sunday 14th June, it is not a club event.

It has a wide array of cars on display, with a good variety of autojumble stalls.

https://www.lutonfestivaloftransport.uk/

It costs £10 to register your vehicle in advance (last day is 11/06/26) and £12 on the day.

A tramp asked me if I could give them something for a cup of coffee....

so I gave them a lump of sugar.