Rover 200 & 400 Owners Club

Most bald people still own a comb. They just can't part with it.

Got hit in the rear by an ice cream van the other day.
Now I'm suffering from whippy lash.

Bought the wife a prosthetic leg for Christmas it’s not her main present just a stocking filler !

How do Dairy Farmers do their sums?

They use a cowculator.

My wife is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with wearing different clothes every half an hour. I said, "Wait, I can change."

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish.

Just got home and found all the windows and doors open, and everything has gone.

What kind of person would do that to someone's advent calendar?

A turkey is about to cross the road when suddenly the chicken appears and says, "Don't do it man, you'll never hear the end of it!"

How would you cancel an appointment at a sperm bank?
Do you just call them and say you can't come?

I drove 75 miles in the winter storm and snow to get a part for my computer.

It was a hard drive.