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Humour

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Re: Humour

Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2026 10:37 am
by ReubenVP
During my career as a lumberjack, I've cut down exactly 52,487 trees.

I know because I kept a log.

Re: Humour

Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2026 7:49 pm
by Stan Thomas
Driving home out of London yesterday I saw a signpost which said "Golders Green three miles, but to you - two-and-a-half".

Re: Humour

Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2026 10:16 am
by ReubenVP
What do you call a shipment of French snails headed to Spain?

Es Cargo.

Re: Humour

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2026 3:58 pm
by 961tat
I'm selling a DeLorean cheap if anyone is interested. I only drive it from time to time.
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