My dog once ate some Scrabble tiles...
He kept leaving little messages all over the place.
Humour
Re: Humour
Why did the cat sit on the computer?
Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse.
Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse.
Re: Humour
My granny hates her stairlift - it's driving her up the wall.
(Yip, heard on the radio
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(Yip, heard on the radio
)I like Twin Cams, Single Cams, Turbos and 5-cam VVCs 
Re: Humour
What Wizard likes to play golf?
Harry Putter.
Harry Putter.