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Re: Humour
Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2023 3:19 pm
by Liverpoolman1
My wife and i tried to book a mathematically themed restaurant but they only did takeaways.
Re: Humour
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2023 7:40 am
by Stan Thomas
A chap who only came to this country from India five years ago has just won our British National Karaoke Championship contest.
His name is Gerupta Singh.
Re: Humour
Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2023 8:49 am
by Stan Thomas
Why are there so many Chineese in North London. ......?
Because when they get off the 'plane at Heathrow they jump in a taxi and say: .................."harrow"!
Re: Humour
Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2023 3:35 pm
by ReubenVP
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four-chin teller.
Re: Humour
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2023 3:02 pm
by ReubenVP
What do you call a pig in a Karate class?
A pork chop.
Re: Humour
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2023 9:48 pm
by ReubenVP
After having the honour and pleasure of meeting Stan Thomas at the Milton Keynes BL Rally last Sunday, a list of batty titles for our potential Rover 200 and 400 club joke book (as discussed!):-
Problems with Insomnia by Arthur Sleep
How to Get Rich by Robin Banks
Cheeses of the World by E.Dam
The World's Worst Cow Jokes By Terry Bull
The Haunted House By Hugo First
Re: Humour
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2023 7:27 am
by Stan Thomas
It was a great pleasure meeting ReubenVP too but never mind a Club joke book - he should be on "Britains Got Talent"!
Another title for our list of books could be: "The Nubian Princess" by Erasmus B. Black.
See you all at the next rally.
Stan.
Re: Humour
Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2023 12:51 pm
by Stan Thomas
I always thought a bigamist was an Italian fog.
Re: Humour
Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2023 4:20 pm
by Yorkshireman
I am still reading Cliff-top Accident by Eileen Dover.
Re: Humour
Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2023 7:58 pm
by ReubenVP
Guess who I bumped into on my way to get my glasses fixed?
Everybody.