Rover 200 & 400 Owners Club

How do you make an idiot laugh on New Year's Eve?


You tell them a joke on Christmas Eve!

You know, dolphins are so intelligent they could easily have become the dominant species on earth.

Problem is, they've got no sense of porpoise.

I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying Koalas.

Two Canibals were having dinner, and one said "I have to say I don't like your mother-in-law", at which the other one replied "Well, just eat the chips".

Two monkeys climb into a bath. One goes “Oo, oo, ahh, ahh”.

The other goes “Well put some cold in then”.

Did you hear about the contortionist who passed away?

He died in his own arms.

A friend of mine had terrible problems falling asleep, until he lay across several piles of old magazines.

Turns out, he had a lot of back issues.

A few years ago, a chap I knew died of asbestosis - and they cremated him six times.

I didn't know a blunderbus was a type of gun - I thought it was coach outing for illigitimate children.

Two DNA strings are having a chat.

One asks, "Do these gene's make me look fat?"