Rover 200 & 400 Owners Club

ReubenVP wrote: ↑Fri Feb 16, 2024 4:27 pm I was wondering why my frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.

^^^^^^ This is why I read this thread

Some people came to our door yesterday asking if we would donate to the old folks home. ........................ So we let them have our Granny.

Currently really getting into Garage music.

My favourite tracks are "You Can't Get Better Than A Kwik-Fit Fitter" and "Autoglass Repair-Autoglass Replace".

Good one ReubenVP.

Why was Robinson Crusoe always free at week-ends? Because he had everything done by Friday.

Great nicknames for work colleagues:

Lava Lamp- looks great but not very bright

KitKat- always on a break

Dr Doolittle- clue is in the name

Deck Chair- folds under pressure

Motion Light- only works when you're passing by

E.T. - just wants to go home

Lantern- not bright and needs to be carried

What's E.T. short for?

'Cos he's only got little legs.

Justice is best served cold.

Because if it was served warm, it would be justwater.

My wife ran off with my best friend…


I really miss him.

I come from a very musical family. Even our sewing machine was a singer.