Rover 200 & 400 Owners Club

I went to a zoo yesterday, but the only animal they had was a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu.

Have you heard about the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

When you go the the bathroom you take 4 shots!

They say the death of Oscar Pistorius's girlfriend came about over a row about the bathroom door. He wanted to paint it pink, and she was dead against it.

Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then hung up.


I'm getting sick and tired of these cold calls.

My girlfriend said she wants to experiment more in the bedroom.

Unfortunately, she's decided I'm in the control group.

So this Mother Superior dials 999 to report a man had exposed himself to her. "Can you give us a description or any details", asks the desk sergent?

"Well" answered the Mother Superior, "I didn't look at his face, but it did say "St Michael" on his underpants".

I dig, you dig, he digs, she digs, we dig, they dig.


It's not a long poem, but it's deep.

How did the human cannonball lose their job?


They got fired.

I'm assisting an 89 year old neighbour to dispose of her late husband's quite extensive model engineers workshop equipment and tools. If you know of anyone likely to be interested, please ask them to contact me.

My email address is: sleevevalve.uk@gmail.com

See you all at P of L.

Stan.

To the person who stole my glasses.


I can still drink from the bottle.