Rover 200 & 400 Owners Club

My wife used to headbutt me in the face every time she had an orgasm.....I didnt mind too much until I found out she was faking it.

My wife is so fat I have to kneel up in bed to see if it is morning.

The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

I've just read that our local McDonalds was broken into twice last night.

Police are looking for a double cheese burglar.

I decided to go bowling yesterday.

I got chatting to the lady who handed out the shoes.

I asked her if she worked there full-time, but she said she was just ten-pin.

The cat has just given birth behind my welding bottles and had acetylene kittens.

My neighbours car was making a terrible racket.


We managed to remove the Tom Jones cassette and it's all sorted now.

When I told a mechanic about it he said "It's not unusual."

I asked my friend if they wouldn't mind taking out a spider out for me.

He did, pretty nice guy. Turns out he was a "Web Developer."

What do you call an Irish Frankenstein?. .......... Bigorrah!

How do you console an English teacher?

There, Their, They're.