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Re: Humour
Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2024 2:44 pm
by ReubenVP
My next door neighbour hired a handyman and gave him a list of things to do. At the end of the day, he'd only done tasks one, three and five.
It turns out he only does odd jobs.
Re: Humour
Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2024 10:13 pm
by StubbornPatriot
Hamley's Regent Street Toy Store has recently had a new, more powerful air conditioning system installed. Kite sails have gone through the roof.
Re: Humour
Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2024 4:03 pm
by ReubenVP
What was the most groundbreaking invention of all time?
The shovel.
Re: Humour
Posted: Sun Apr 07, 2024 9:42 am
by RoverRevival
Why did princess Diana cross the road? Coz she wasn’t wearing a seatbelt.
Re: Humour
Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2024 8:35 am
by ReubenVP
Went to my local Carnival the other week dressed up as a screwdriver.
Turned a few heads.
Re: Humour
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2024 8:28 am
by Stan Thomas
When a girl realises she's not the only "pebble on the beach" - she becomes a little boulder. ...................
Re: Humour
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2024 9:00 am
by Stan Thomas
I went to a circus wedding last Saturday, when the Munchkin Dwarf married the eight-foot tall Amazon Woman. I think his mates put him up to it.
Re: Humour
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2024 1:30 pm
by ReubenVP
Two lions are walking down London's Oxford Street.
One says to the other, "Not many people about."
Re: Humour
Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2024 1:43 pm
by ReubenVP
An elderly couple is in church. The wife says to the husband:
"I've let out one of those silent farts. What should I do?"
The husband says:
"Change the battery in your hearing aid."
Re: Humour
Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2024 11:02 pm
by SteveB
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
His father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."