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Re: Humour
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2026 10:37 am
by ReubenVP
During my career as a lumberjack, I've cut down exactly 52,487 trees.
I know because I kept a log.
Re: Humour
Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2026 7:49 pm
by Stan Thomas
Driving home out of London yesterday I saw a signpost which said "Golders Green three miles, but to you - two-and-a-half".
Re: Humour
Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2026 10:16 am
by ReubenVP
What do you call a shipment of French snails headed to Spain?
Es Cargo.
Re: Humour
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2026 3:58 pm
by 961tat
I'm selling a DeLorean cheap if anyone is interested. I only drive it from time to time.
Re: Humour
Posted: Fri May 01, 2026 11:18 am
by ReubenVP
My friend said to me that they could murder a bowl of corn flakes.
That's when I realised they're a cereal killer.