Rover 200 & 400 Owners Club

I tried to steal some spaghetti from my local supermarket but a female security guard stopped me from leaving.

I just couldn't get pasta.

So I asked my mum's sister to steal a starter from a pizza restaurant whilst I created a diversion, but a waitress stopped her from leaving.

I just couldn't get antipasta.

How did the man who made the first fax machine test it?

I've just read a book about the history of glue.


Couldn't put it down.

I finally returned the book on clocks I'd borrowed from the local library as it was overdue.

The librarian said "It's about time."

I said "I know, that's why I borrowed it."

Forget the threat of global warning - as the greatest threat to humanity is if the company who makes Venetian blinds goes bust. .....................

Then it would be curtains for everybody!

I was arguing with a guy at a bar. He said he was a big pop star in the 80s.


I didn't believe him, but he was adamant....

Bono and The Edge walk into a bar.

The barman says "Oh no, not you two again."

I got a new job at the guillotine factory.              


I'll beheading there shortly.



I raise my hat to you all with a fantastic array of jokes.

Maybe a Rover 200 & 400 club joke book could be published???

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?

He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

Two Brummies were talking and one said "Who wrote the Blue Danube Waltz"?

After a moment, the other said "Johann Stause" - at which his mate replied "Nah - I dain 'elp him".