Post by **ReubenVP** » Mon Oct 26, 2026 8:12 pm

Someone down the pub tried to sell me an old conker.

I'm not falling for that old chestnut.

Post by **Stan Thomas** » Sat Oct 31, 2026 9:10 am

When a woman realises she is not the only pebble on the beach, she becomes a little boulder.

Post by **ReubenVP** » Sat Oct 31, 2026 12:18 pm

When is it unlucky to see a black cat?

When you're a mouse.

Post by **ReubenVP** » Sat Oct 31, 2026 12:25 pm

I thought I was a Werewolf,

but I'm alright noooooooooooooowwwwwwwww!

Post by **961tat** » Sat Oct 31, 2026 7:59 pm

I've found that answering the door naked keeps trick-or-treaters away. Oh, here we go again, two of them dressed as policemen.

Post by **Stan Thomas** » Mon Nov 02, 2026 2:58 pm

Save Gas. ........................... fart in a money box!

Post by **ReubenVP** » Thu Nov 05, 2026 10:39 am

For sale- Thick layer of dust.

As seen on tv.

Post by **Stan Thomas** » Thu Nov 05, 2026 8:04 pm

An escaped elephant is reported to have just done a ton on the M6. Police advise motorists to treat it has a roundabout.

Post by **Stan Thomas** » Thu Nov 05, 2026 8:10 pm

What is the most common name for a trawler-man's daughter?

Annette.

Post by **ReubenVP** » Fri Nov 06, 2026 12:26 pm

Sad news... The man who first got men and women playing tennis in groups of fours , has died.

R.I.P Mick Stubbles