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Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?


When he asked them to name the worlds best composer, they all said "Bach Bach"!

A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!”

The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you

961tat wrote: ↑Fri Mar 17, 2023 8:21 am A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!”

The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you

A man standing in a bakery and asks why all the cakes are priced a one pound except one which is three pounds.


The baker says that's Madeira cake.

A man standing in a bakery and asks why all the cakes are priced a one pound except one which is three pounds.


The baker says that's Madeira cake.
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Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”

I was in Barbados and I was looking for a nice steak and kidney pie but they were all priced at £10. I thought - that's expensive, I'm not paying that.

So I flew over to the Bahamas and I found lots of apple pies for about £15 and I thought - that's expensive, I'm not paying that.

So I flew over to Antigua and saw that the chicken and mushroom pies were all about £20.

I said to one of the sellers "I've noticed wherever I go around here, the pies are really expensive."

And the guy said "Yeah, those are just the pie-rates of the Caribbean."

The savoury dessert shop I started in Israel called "Cheeses of Nazareth" isn't doing as well as I thought it would.

Johnny 216GSi wrote: ↑Fri Mar 17, 2023 6:11 pm The savoury dessert shop I started in Israel called "Cheeses of Nazareth" isn't doing as well as I thought it would.

I had a neck brace fitted years ago,


I've never looked back since.

My sewing instructor has just told me that I'm the worse student they have ever seen.

Sorry, wrong thread.

Our local pie shop has just closed down with a loss of 3.1416 jobs.

Common sense is like a deodorant.


Those who need it never use it.