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by RoverRevival
Sat Apr 20, 2024 6:37 am
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Humour
Replies: 362
Views: 48995

Re: Humour

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, “So you’re a man, that’s interesting. I’m a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left,...
by RoverRevival
Sun Apr 07, 2024 9:42 am
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Humour
Replies: 362
Views: 48995

Re: Humour

Why did princess Diana cross the road? Coz she wasn’t wearing a seatbelt.
by RoverRevival
Fri Mar 29, 2024 6:28 am
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Humour
Replies: 362
Views: 48995

Re: Humour

My wife used to headbutt me in the face every time she had an orgasm.....I didnt mind too much until I found out she was faking it.
by RoverRevival
Wed Mar 20, 2024 1:09 am
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Humour
Replies: 362
Views: 48995

Re: Humour

Have you heard about the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

When you go the the bathroom you take 4 shots!
by RoverRevival
Tue Mar 05, 2024 3:09 pm
Forum: Upgrades & Modifications
Topic: 12v socket in centre console
Replies: 4
Views: 146

Re: 12v socket in centre console

blue wire from the back of the radio is for electric aerials and is only live when the radio is on (key position 1).
by RoverRevival
Fri Mar 01, 2024 6:16 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Humour
Replies: 362
Views: 48995

Re: Humour

I used to have a goose, one day it decided to go next door and lay an egg. So I knocked on and it was an Indian bloke. I said sorry to bother you but my goose laid an egg and I’ve just come to collect it. Oh no no no he said, the goose laid it on my land, it’s my egg, that is Indian law. Yeah ok, ju...
by RoverRevival
Sat Feb 24, 2024 4:32 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Humour
Replies: 362
Views: 48995

Re: Humour

My wife ran off with my best friend…


I really miss him.
by RoverRevival
Mon Feb 19, 2024 1:40 pm
Forum: Technical and Diagnosis
Topic: SRS Light stays On
Replies: 14
Views: 719

Re: SRS Light stays On

Connectors under the seats with yellow plug, cut it off and replace with bullet connectors.
by RoverRevival
Fri Feb 16, 2024 1:26 pm
Forum: Technical and Diagnosis
Topic: H Plate 5dr gti - Honda Dohc engine - pre cat
Replies: 18
Views: 1532

Re: H Plate 5dr gti - Honda Dohc engine - pre cat

I’d put more money on the timing at the distributor being out first.
by RoverRevival
Sat Feb 10, 2024 7:19 am
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Humour
Replies: 362
Views: 48995

Re: Humour

What’s the difference between Wuhan and Vegas??

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.