My friend said to me that they could murder a bowl of corn flakes.

That's when I realised they're a cereal killer.

1. GTi John
2. Iain (itcaptainslow)
3. Montegoman
4. MGZRreplca
5. Nick (Conductorwomble)- Provisional
6. Hammond
7. Blair Hobson - Hamish the Honda
8. John Butler
9. Palio (Gavin 216GSi)
10. Sammy
11. Adrian Jones
12. ReubenVP

What do you call a shipment of French snails headed to Spain?

Es Cargo.

During my career as a lumberjack, I've cut down exactly 52,487 trees.

I know because I kept a log.

This event is being held on Sunday 14th June, it is not a club event.

It has a wide array of cars on display, with a good variety of autojumble stalls.

https://www.lutonfestivaloftransport.uk/

It costs £10 to register your vehicle in advance (last day is 11/06/26) and £12 on the day.

A tramp asked me if I could give them something for a cup of coffee....

so I gave them a lump of sugar.

Got hit by a truck carrying Omega 3 tablets.

Thankfully my injuries are only Super Fish Oil.

My friend has a Terry's chocolate orange addiction, they have been sectioned.

I'm convinced I'm a letter.

If anyone has any ideas for a cure, keep me posted.

If you order an axe from France and have it shipped, you'll have a French axe sent.