[Stan Thomas]

They have just discovered the man who invented crossword puzzles is buried in our local churchyard.

Four down and six across.

[ReubenVP]

I'm struggling with my crossword, the clue is over worked postman.

[Johnny 216GSi]

My horse will only come out of her stable when it gets dark.

She's becoming a night mare.

[Stan Thomas]

What's happened to the flow of jokes lads? It's been seven weeks since the last one!

Such has:

I thought Briney Spears was what the Scots said to each other before the battle of Bannockburn.

[ReubenVP]

If the earth was flat and fish swam over the edge, where would they go?


Trout-er space.

[ReubenVP]

My Great Grandad was highly decorated in World War Two.......in fact, a lot of people believe it was the tinsel on his helmet that got him shot.

[Stan Thomas]

If the earth was flat and fish swam over the edge, where would they go?


Trout-er space.

.................and when a fish takes the family on holiday they go on a motorpike and sidecarp.

[Stan Thomas]

Where can you go for a fight and a burger?

Smackdonald's.

[Liverpoolman1]

Procrastination is a good thing.
You always have something to do tomorrow, plus you have nothing to do today.


I told this to a friend with schizophrenia but he was in two minds about believing it.

[ReubenVP]

What's the most popular gardening magazine in the world?


Weeders Digest.