[Liverpoolman1]

My wife and i tried to book a mathematically themed restaurant but they only did takeaways.

[Stan Thomas]

A chap who only came to this country from India five years ago has just won our British National Karaoke Championship contest.

His name is Gerupta Singh.

[Stan Thomas]

Why are there so many Chineese in North London. ......?

Because when they get off the 'plane at Heathrow they jump in a taxi and say: .................."harrow"!

[ReubenVP]

What do you call an overweight psychic?


A four-chin teller.

[ReubenVP]

What do you call a pig in a Karate class?

A pork chop.

[ReubenVP]

After having the honour and pleasure of meeting Stan Thomas at the Milton Keynes BL Rally last Sunday, a list of batty titles for our potential Rover 200 and 400 club joke book (as discussed!):-

Problems with Insomnia by Arthur Sleep

How to Get Rich by Robin Banks

Cheeses of the World by E.Dam

The World's Worst Cow Jokes By Terry Bull

The Haunted House By Hugo First

[Stan Thomas]

It was a great pleasure meeting ReubenVP too but never mind a Club joke book - he should be on "Britains Got Talent"!

Another title for our list of books could be: "The Nubian Princess" by Erasmus B. Black.

See you all at the next rally.

Stan.

[Stan Thomas]

I always thought a bigamist was an Italian fog.

[Yorkshireman]

I am still reading Cliff-top Accident by Eileen Dover.

[ReubenVP]

Guess who I bumped into on my way to get my glasses fixed?


Everybody.