Humour
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My wife used to headbutt me in the face every time she had an orgasm.....I didnt mind too much until I found out she was faking it.
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My wife is so fat I have to kneel up in bed to see if it is morning.
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The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.
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I've just read that our local McDonalds was broken into twice last night.
Police are looking for a double cheese burglar.
Police are looking for a double cheese burglar.
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I decided to go bowling yesterday.
I got chatting to the lady who handed out the shoes.
I asked her if she worked there full-time, but she said she was just ten-pin.
I got chatting to the lady who handed out the shoes.
I asked her if she worked there full-time, but she said she was just ten-pin.
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The cat has just given birth behind my welding bottles and had acetylene kittens.
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My neighbours car was making a terrible racket.
We managed to remove the Tom Jones cassette and it's all sorted now.
When I told a mechanic about it he said "It's not unusual."
We managed to remove the Tom Jones cassette and it's all sorted now.
When I told a mechanic about it he said "It's not unusual."
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I asked my friend if they wouldn't mind taking out a spider out for me.
He did, pretty nice guy. Turns out he was a "Web Developer."
He did, pretty nice guy. Turns out he was a "Web Developer."
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What do you call an Irish Frankenstein?. .......... Bigorrah!
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How do you console an English teacher?
There, Their, They're.
There, Their, They're.