[SteveB]

A little boy asked his mother, “Mummy, what’s an orgasm?”

His mother replied “I don’t know dear. Ask your father.”

[ReubenVP]

Two wind turbines standing in a field. One says, "What's your favourite kind of music?"

The other replies, "I'm a big metal fan."

[ReubenVP]

What do you call a singer with a laptop on their head?


Adele.

[Stan Thomas]

I'm going to have a big party after 20 years of marriage because if I'd strangled her on the wedding night - I'd be coming out tomorrow!!

[Stan Thomas]

How does a fish take his family on holiday? On a motorpike and sidecarp.

[StubbornPatriot]

I hear Elton John has bought a treadmill for his pet rabbit . . . . . . . . It's a little fit bunny. (TaDah).

[Stan Thomas]

A drunk staggered over to a motorcyclist siiting on the kerb with his engine in bits. "Whash sher matter son" he asked. "Piston broke" aswered the biker without looking up.

"So am I" blurted out the drunk, and staggered off.

[Stan Thomas]

A magician will tell you the hand is quicker than the eye.

So is that why people get black eyes?

[ReubenVP]

A friend of mine asked me if I had seen the film "Tractor."

"No," I replied, "but I've seen the trailer."

[ReubenVP]

What do you call someone who used to like tractors?


An extractor fan.