[ReubenVP]

Have you heard the joke about the wall?

I'd tell you but you'd never get over it.

[ReubenVP]

My friend has glued themselves to their autobiography.

I don't believe them but that's their story and they're sticking to it.

[ReubenVP]

Why doesn't James Bond fart in bed?

Because it will blow his cover.

[Johnny 216GSi]

A man walks into a bar, and it's empty - it's just him and the barman.

He sits down and orders a drink.

He hears someone whisper, "I like your tie." The man looks around but doesn't see anyone.

Then he hears "That colour looks good on you."

He asks the bartender, "Excuse me, but is that you talking to me?"

The bartender rolls his eyes and says, "No, sorry about that sir. It's the bar snacks. They're complimentary."

[Johnny 216GSi]

The advantages of living in Switzerland? I'm not sure. But the national flag is a big plus.

[ReubenVP]

Do people in electric cars listen to....

AC/DC or something current.

[ReubenVP]

I always get asked why I only sing when the car is in reverse.

I always tell them that it's because I'm a backup singer.

[ReubenVP]

A burglar broke in last night looking for money.

I got out of bed and looked with them.

[Dorchester]

I love that one!

[ReubenVP]

What do the Jedi use to open PDFs?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.