Humour
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Confucius says
Naked man who walks sideways through door, is going to Bangkok
Naked man who walks sideways through door, is going to Bangkok
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Confucius say:
Eat properly.
Keep fit.
Die anyway.
Eat properly.
Keep fit.
Die anyway.
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5 ants rented an apartment , another 5 ants joined them.
Now they're tenants.
Now they're tenants.
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Dogs can't operate MRI machines. But catscan.
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Two Liverpudlians talking:
“There’s been a fire at Tesco”
“‘Asda”
“No, Tesco”.
“There’s been a fire at Tesco”
“‘Asda”
“No, Tesco”.
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A dung beetle walks into a bar and says to the barman "Is that my stool?"
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What did zero say to eight?
That belt looks good on you.
That belt looks good on you.
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I went out for dinner last night and ordered fish in a herb sauce.
It tasted weird and I was going to complain, but I didn't know if it was the thyme or the plaice.
It tasted weird and I was going to complain, but I didn't know if it was the thyme or the plaice.
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I went for a job in a green grocers.
They wanted to pay me in vegetables but I objected to the celery.
They wanted to pay me in vegetables but I objected to the celery.
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I got a 7-days a week job in an ice cream factory.
I got sacked after a few days as I couldn't make Sundaes.
I got sacked after a few days as I couldn't make Sundaes.
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