Humour

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961tat
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Confucius says

Naked man who walks sideways through door, is going to Bangkok
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Confucius say:

Eat properly.

Keep fit.


Die anyway.
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5 ants rented an apartment , another 5 ants joined them.

Now they're tenants.
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Dogs can't operate MRI machines. But catscan.
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Two Liverpudlians talking:
“There’s been a fire at Tesco”
“‘Asda”
“No, Tesco”.
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A dung beetle walks into a bar and says to the barman "Is that my stool?"
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What did zero say to eight?

That belt looks good on you.
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I went out for dinner last night and ordered fish in a herb sauce.

It tasted weird and I was going to complain, but I didn't know if it was the thyme or the plaice.
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I went for a job in a green grocers.

They wanted to pay me in vegetables but I objected to the celery.
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I got a 7-days a week job in an ice cream factory.

I got sacked after a few days as I couldn't make Sundaes.
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