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A major manufacturer of rulers have announced that they are not making them any longer.

[Dorchester]

https://scontent-cdg4-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/ ... e=67F74060

[ReubenVP]

My friend was at the Apple store and saw a crime being committed.

Guess that makes them an iWitness.

[ReubenVP]

If anyone wants a copy of Osteopath Monthly, I have back issues.

[ReubenVP]

Husband and Wife are on a cruise.

Husband: It's quiet on deck tonight.

Wife: Everyone must be watching the band.

Husband: There isn't a band tonight.

Wife: I'm sure I heard someone say a band on ship!

[Dorchester]

Those three last ones are excellent!

[ReubenVP]

I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.

[ReubenVP]

Did you hear about the jaguar that ate a tightrope walker?

It was craving a well-balanced meal.

[ReubenVP]

A builder was hit by a flying power tool.

They said, "Everything was fine... and then, Bosch!"

[ReubenVP]

To the person who stole my place in the queue.

I'm after you now.