Rover 200 & 400 Owners Club - Humour

SteveB · Post by **SteveB** » Sun May 17, 2026 10:00 am

My dog once ate some Scrabble tiles...

He kept leaving little messages all over the place.

ReubenVP · Post by **ReubenVP** » Wed May 20, 2026 8:02 am

Why did the cat sit on the computer?

Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse.

GTiJohn · Post by **GTiJohn** » Wed May 20, 2026 9:21 am

My granny hates her stairlift - it's driving her up the wall.

(Yip, heard on the radio

)

ReubenVP · Post by **ReubenVP** » Fri May 22, 2026 7:47 am

What Wizard likes to play golf?

Harry Putter.

ReubenVP · Post by **ReubenVP** » Mon May 25, 2026 2:46 pm

We just got to be thankful it isn't snowing.

Imagine shoveling snow in this heat.

Stan Thomas · Post by **Stan Thomas** » Wed May 27, 2026 10:26 am

A prominent theologian is claiming he's discovered how Jesus fed the five-thousand. .....................

He went to Judas's Carry-out.

ReubenVP · Post by **ReubenVP** » Tue Jun 02, 2026 10:17 am

How do you make an artichoke?

You strangle it.

961tat · Post by **961tat** » Thu Jun 04, 2026 7:23 pm

If Vanish is the number one stain remover what's the number two stain remover? My underwear is in an awful state.

ReubenVP · Post by **ReubenVP** » Tue Jun 09, 2026 9:43 am

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert.

What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Halloumi.