Rover 200 & 400 Owners Club - Humour

961tat · Post by **961tat** » Thu Jul 02, 2026 8:02 am

I bought my mum a pocket calculator shaped like a castle. She might not like it, but it’s the fort that counts.

ReubenVP · Post by **ReubenVP** » Fri Jul 03, 2026 8:03 am

What do you do when your nose go on strike?

You picket.

ReubenVP · Post by **ReubenVP** » Tue Jul 07, 2026 9:31 am

Does anyone know a cure for excessive ear wax?

If you do, please give me a shout...

961tat · Post by **961tat** » Tue Jul 07, 2026 8:28 pm

I did an online quiz about marriage today. I answered every question with, “The wife.” Failed it. Turns out she’s not always right.

961tat · Post by **961tat** » Thu Jul 09, 2026 4:44 pm

The most fascinating thing about women’s football is how did they get 10 women to wear the same outfit?

ReubenVP · Post by **ReubenVP** » Fri Jul 10, 2026 10:43 am

I'm trying to organise a hide and seek competition.....

But good players are hard to find.

961tat · Post by **961tat** » Sun Jul 12, 2026 7:48 pm

The kids kept ringing my doorbell, so I took the batteries out. It’s had a knock-on effect.

ReubenVP · Post by **ReubenVP** » Wed Jul 15, 2026 8:54 am

What do you call an aeroplane full of bald people?

Receding airlines!