[961tat]

My grandad used to recall fighting them on the beaches. Lovely man, terrible deckchair attendant.

[961tat]

All my life, I’ve wanted to learn to juggle. Sadly, I’ve never had the balls to do it.

[ReubenVP]

I opened the front door this morning and a fly punched me in the face.

There's a nasty bug going round.

[961tat]

What do you call a load of sheep tumbling down a hill?

A lambslide.

[ReubenVP]

People say I'm a plagiarist.

Their words, not mine.

[ReubenVP]

A Mr Kipling cake lorry nearly ran into the back of me whilst I waited in a traffic jam.

Fortunately they had exceedingly good brakes.

[Stan Thomas]

What do Rolls Royce owners eat in Cornwall?

Corniche Pasties!

[Stan Thomas]

They say the hand is quicker than the eye. ................... so that's how people get black eyes is it?

[ReubenVP]

Trials of a new gas-powered aeroplane have been abandoned after the pilot kept going out.