[Stan Thomas]

A dyslexic athiest is someone who does not believe there is a dog.

[ReubenVP]

I got fired today from the keyboard factory.



When I asked why, they said I wasn't putting in enough 'shifts'......

[Stan Thomas]

I thought Johnny Cash was the money you put in a condom machine.

[ReubenVP]

BOSS: Do you believe in life after death?

EMPLOYEE: Not really, there is no concrete proof.

BOSS: You're wrong, we have proof. When you were off yesterday to go to your Uncle's funeral, he came to work looking for you.

[Stan Thomas]

It appears Birmingham City Council are lengthening all the public lavatory doors to floor level to stop the limbo dancers getting in for free.

[ReubenVP]

What should you do if you are addicted to seaweed?


Sea kelp.

[RoverRevival]

[ReubenVP]

Did you hear about the sensitive burglar?


He takes things personally.

[Stan Thomas]

A lunatic escaped from an asylum and violated two ladies in a laundrette before running off.

That night the local paper ran the headline: NUT - SCREWS - WASHERS - AND BOLTS.


Footnote. .........
That said, only real life is real comedy.
In 1958 Sir Vivian Fuchs lead an expedition across the antartic which attracted daily media attention and reports - so it was inevitable one national daily newspaper had to run the headline "Fuchs off after hold-up".

True story!

[961tat]

I was incense when a two guys started urinating near my rover , until they explained they were from the website wee by any car .