After a huge downpour there is water in the cabby's driver side footwell - a previous post suggested a delaminated windscreen could be the culprit. I cannot find any trace of where it is coming in - would re-sealing the windscreen help? Or driving in wellies? For my money, it's a windscreen bonding...

How does the Pope pay for things he orders online?

He uses Papal

Spotted at 1 hour 31 minutes and 31 seconds onwards into the film: Live Die Repeat: Edge of Tomorrow. Tom Cruise, a major in the US army forced to relive his life over and over again in the battle against an alien invasion, finally makes it to Paris, just outside the Louvre. Who left their HHR parke...

To the person who stole my glasses.

I will find you. I have contacts.

I went to the doctors because my hearing had been getting worse.

He said I needed some quality sleep.

So I tried that but it didn't improve things, although I did enjoy the chocolate.

Why doesn't Elton John eat Iceberg lettuce? Because he's a rocket man. Why did the man fall down the well? Because he didn't see that well. I wasn't too hungry when I arrived at the fast food chain, so I had a kid's meal. His mother wasn't too happy. I don't trust stairs. They're always up to someth...

My family have been Conga champions for decades.

I'm the last in a long line.

Why did the male owl abandon his attempts to date a female owl in the rain?

It was too wet to woo.

I rubbed tomato ketchup into my eyes.

I wouldn't do it again, in Heinz-sight.

How many Motown jokes do I know?

Three, maybe four tops.