Two Liverpudlians talking:
“There’s been a fire at Tesco”
“‘Asda”
“No, Tesco”.

My wife and i tried to book a mathematically themed restaurant but they only did takeaways.

Procrastination is a good thing.
You always have something to do tomorrow, plus you have nothing to do today.


I told this to a friend with schizophrenia but he was in two minds about believing it.

Friend was stopped for doing 85 in a 60 mph limit recently.
“So what’s your excuse?”, asked the traffic cop
“Well, my wife ran off with one of your traffic bods two years ago”, he replied, “ and when I saw the blue flashing lights i thought he was bringing her back”.

Sad to hear if true.

Has Craig given up completely or is he looking to resurrect the business elsewhere?
It would be a loss to Rover owners if all that knowledge and experience was lost for ever.

I’ll be interested in how you get on with tightening the side trims as mine, on a 216 Cabriolet, slide a bit too.

So that is why i can not find 216’s for my model railway!

Draw the curtains and open all windows slightly in all rooms. This creates a draught through the house and keeps the air cool and circulating. Mind you, having cavity wall insulation pays off too!

Are the Iridium plugs more expensive than the standard ones, and, if so, by how much?
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Yes, I too have a red Cabriolet and I can honestly say it is the best car I have ever owned. On a sunny day, with the hood down, it is a head-turner. Allow more time when you go shopping as you will be stopped, usually by the more mature person, who wants to know all about your car. Mine is approach...