Took my sheepdog to the vet because he was unsteady on his legs... turned out to be just an attack of the collywobbles.

Before they came up with the other side of Velcro, it didn't really catch on.

I showed the doctor a suspicious-looking mole. He told me they all look like that and advised me to put it back in the garden.

Motors i have and a new mech complete .

I will have a glovebox but not in beige unfortunately seem to be a rare colour but I am sure one will turn up .

If the coupe seats were in as good a nick as a mint set of full leather cabby seats I have I would have swap you but they need a lot of work I think .

What do you call a load of sheep tumbling down a hill?

A lambslide.

Very true I remember one gent saying what a lovely job I had done cutting the roof off and when I told him It was standard factory convertible didn't believe me for sometime *laughs*

All my life, I’ve wanted to learn to juggle. Sadly, I’ve never had the balls to do it.

My grandad used to recall fighting them on the beaches. Lovely man, terrible deckchair attendant.