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by Stan Thomas
Sun May 19, 2024 8:20 am
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Humour
Replies: 362
Views: 49000

Re: Humour

Did you know the ancient Babylonians invented the contraceptive pill? It was round and made of marble, and about 10mm in diameter.

Apparently, you put it in your sandal, and it made you limp.
by Stan Thomas
Tue May 14, 2024 8:29 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Humour
Replies: 362
Views: 49000

Re: Humour

Staffordshire County Council are advertising for road sweepers with potential earnings as high as £1150 per week, and by union agrrement you only have to sweep two roads each day.

................ The M5 and the M6.
by Stan Thomas
Thu May 09, 2024 9:09 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Humour
Replies: 362
Views: 49000

Re: Humour

A whale diving deeply into the ocean depths came upon a foundering squid struggling to survive, and upon becoming aware of it's plight, the whale told the squid to hang on to his fin, and he would take him back to the surface where surely the fresh air and sunlight would help him recover. Upon reach...
by Stan Thomas
Mon May 06, 2024 9:51 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Humour
Replies: 362
Views: 49000

Re: Humour

Someone bounced a cheque in our local Nationwide branch. The Czec's name was Anton Pozniack
by Stan Thomas
Mon Apr 29, 2024 8:30 am
Forum: Rover 200, 400, 25, 45 and Streetwise Chat
Topic: Cabby Insurance
Replies: 7
Views: 205

Re: Cabby Insurance

I first insured my GSi420 with Lancaster for £283. The following year they wanted £1200. They said it was because the underwriters had increased their premiums - but upon checking that out via my contacts with the B.I.A. it proved not to be true. Footman James insured me for just under £300, plus £1...
by Stan Thomas
Sun Apr 28, 2024 11:08 am
Forum: Technical and Diagnosis
Topic: Engine oil
Replies: 22
Views: 780

Re: Engine oil

I use Millers EE 10w/40 fully synthetic in my GSi 420 ("T" series engine), along with their recommended fully synthetic gearbox oil. I had first spoken to their technical department, and they advised not to use this oil if the engine had been overhauled, but to run it in with a mineral oil...
by Stan Thomas
Fri Apr 26, 2024 8:55 am
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Humour
Replies: 362
Views: 49000

Re: Humour

So to promote goodwill and raise money for the convent, this Mother Superior hosted a high-celebrity darts match. All went well, with the the last player of the evening needed 140 to win the tournament. The atmosphere was tense with excitment and you could hear a pin drop as he threw his first dart,...
by Stan Thomas
Thu Apr 18, 2024 8:47 am
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Humour
Replies: 362
Views: 49000

Re: Humour

A magician will tell you the hand is quicker than the eye.

So is that why people get black eyes?
by Stan Thomas
Thu Apr 18, 2024 8:38 am
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Humour
Replies: 362
Views: 49000

Re: Humour

A drunk staggered over to a motorcyclist siiting on the kerb with his engine in bits. "Whash sher matter son" he asked. "Piston broke" aswered the biker without looking up.

"So am I" blurted out the drunk, and staggered off.
by Stan Thomas
Wed Apr 17, 2024 7:39 pm
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Humour
Replies: 362
Views: 49000

Re: Humour

How does a fish take his family on holiday? On a motorpike and sidecarp.